platonicMasquerade

"Don't try to out weird me, I get weirder things free with my breakfast cereal." ~ HG2TG
oxytrezart:


"I hope you’re at least protecting yourself, hijo."

I said to my friend BJ that I keep thinking about that scene in Bridget Jones the first movie and that it’d suit Cecil and Carlos, and she said to do it. 
So I did. 
(This was planned to be a single sketch, how did it become a gif. Also drawing Cecil with hair all over the place was one of the nicest thing I did in my life.)
Also this is the lube BJ found as the perfect Night Vale lube when I was looking up ref, everybody else go home.

oxytrezart:

"I hope you’re at least protecting yourself, hijo."

I said to my friend BJ that I keep thinking about that scene in Bridget Jones the first movie and that it’d suit Cecil and Carlos, and she said to do it. 

So I did. 

(This was planned to be a single sketch, how did it become a gif. Also drawing Cecil with hair all over the place was one of the nicest thing I did in my life.)

Also this is the lube BJ found as the perfect Night Vale lube when I was looking up ref, everybody else go home.

(via dr34m3r5-4nd-dr4g0n5)

joincidence-with-a-c:

whyd you only reblog me when youre high

joincidence-with-a-c:

whyd you only reblog me when youre high

(via sex-doesnt-alarm-me)

worthlessand-weak:

My thighs are bigger than my chances in life

(via captainmischief)

ikeepchangingmyurl:

sam-winchester-cries-during-sex:

all-deans-friends-are-dead:

sometimes i wonder if there was a time when sam and dean forgot to put up a “do not disturb” sign and room service came into sam and dean’s room and saw all the pinned up pictures of murder victims and monsters and all that stuff, and she just kind of went

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I was expecting this to be wincest but then it wasn’t and I just

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the urls sound like sam and dean trying to one up each other

(via sex-doesnt-alarm-me)

cutepoweredjellyfish:

gnate1:

I am convinced that this snake is happily humming as he scampers across this lawn.
“hm hm hm hm hmmm, what a beautiful day today! I think I’ll swallow a chimpanzee!”

Pretty sure I’ve reblogged this ten times but ADORABLE SNAKE

cutepoweredjellyfish:

gnate1:

I am convinced that this snake is happily humming as he scampers across this lawn.

“hm hm hm hm hmmm, what a beautiful day today! I think I’ll swallow a chimpanzee!”

Pretty sure I’ve reblogged this ten times but ADORABLE SNAKE

(Source: , via rageandlove2204)

doctor-harlequin:

courageisthekeytohappiness:

i’m in love with peter pan. 

he also knows about tumblr so he cool

(via sex-doesnt-alarm-me)

ah-yes-im-that-artist:

meeting someone in public you were trying to avoid

ah-yes-im-that-artist:

meeting someone in public you were trying to avoid

(via janethedinasour)

karameruru:

water-bottle-drop-warning:

I swear they all have Tumblr accounts

and the song is called unnatural selection tho.

(Source: muse-quotes, via janethedinasour)

attack-attazkaban:

watermel0n-smile:

he just accepts it, not even surprised by it. must happen all the time

I’m so in love with this

attack-attazkaban:

watermel0n-smile:

he just accepts it, not even surprised by it. must happen all the time

I’m so in love with this

(via polyphonicprayer)

slaythewendybird:

Soulless Sam was my favorite.

(Source: jamesmcslay, via janethedinasour)

haramipakistani:

bitch-flakes:

elsannaishellagay:

maliatee:

ohyeselifresh:

twerk-on-me-lol:

wajtargaryen:

thickassdominican:

Me arriving to your wedding

Me arriving at your funeral

Me arriving at my high school reunion

Me arriving to class late

Me arriving to your bedroom.

Me arriving

Me

yall can barely leave your rooms shut up

haramipakistani:

bitch-flakes:

elsannaishellagay:

maliatee:

ohyeselifresh:

twerk-on-me-lol:

wajtargaryen:

thickassdominican:

Me arriving to your wedding

Me arriving at your funeral

Me arriving at my high school reunion

Me arriving to class late

Me arriving to your bedroom.

Me arriving

Me

yall can barely leave your rooms shut up

(Source: mrsjonie, via janethedinasour)

(Source: lecterwill, via gayfather)

jitterbugjive:

askequestrianinnovations:

ask-blueflame:

dimethylpolysiloxane:

samgonmad:

rockonscubatron:

peetamellarksbuns:



no



no wait,
 


fixed it

that would take forever

don’t worry. He’s got forever.

I’m laughing way more than I should be

jitterbugjive:

askequestrianinnovations:

ask-blueflame:

dimethylpolysiloxane:

samgonmad:

rockonscubatron:

peetamellarksbuns:

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no

image

image

no wait,

 image

image

fixed it

that would take forever

don’t worry. He’s got forever.

I’m laughing way more than I should be

(Source: travalicious, via janethedinasour)