platonicMasquerade

"Don't try to out weird me, I get weirder things free with my breakfast cereal." ~ HG2TG

gamzeemakara:

an exciting trilogy of wolves eating watermelon

(via thorwaslokid)

worldofthecutestcuties:

She loves the warm air coming out of the laptop

worldofthecutestcuties:

She loves the warm air coming out of the laptop

(via lickmykeyblade)

morgran:

stayuglystayangry:

onebay1:

SMELL LIKE A MAN
SPORT SCENT SO EVEN WHEN YOUR CLOTHES ARE CLEANED AFTER SPORTS YOU STILL SMELL LIKE SPORTS
SMELLING LIKE SPORTS MEANS YOU ARE A MAN BECAUSE ALL MEN PLAY SPORTS AND IF YOU DO NOT ALWAYS HAVE SPORTS SMELL YOU NEED TO MAN UP!
SMELL LIKE YOU CAN MAN AND ALSO LIKE YOU CAN SPORTS

THE FRAGILITY

what i want to know is if, previous to this invention, straight men were afraid to wash their clothes or be clean

morgran:

stayuglystayangry:

onebay1:

SMELL LIKE A MAN

SPORT SCENT SO EVEN WHEN YOUR CLOTHES ARE CLEANED AFTER SPORTS YOU STILL SMELL LIKE SPORTS

SMELLING LIKE SPORTS MEANS YOU ARE A MAN BECAUSE ALL MEN PLAY SPORTS AND IF YOU DO NOT ALWAYS HAVE SPORTS SMELL YOU NEED TO MAN UP!

SMELL LIKE YOU CAN MAN AND ALSO LIKE YOU CAN SPORTS

THE FRAGILITY

what i want to know is if, previous to this invention, straight men were afraid to wash their clothes or be clean

(via thorwaslokid)

aiulbones:

Season 3 didn’t go so well, Sam.  Just saying.

The past month has been bleh, but hopefully I’ll be drawing more quality comics like this one in the near future.

(via fortheloveoftrenchcoats)

"People at #dallascon keep staring at (or near) my crotch! #imnotapieceofmeat!" [x]

(Source: tatlany, via riseofthefallenone)

to fight monsters we created monsters of our own.

(Source: wintersoldierrs, via feelsflavouredicecream)

winderpsoldier:

iam-super-wholocked:

nordicice:

quitsexingmyunicorn:

the-trickster-and-the-optimist:

immortaliarty:

peetamellarksbuns:

unicornwright:

photonsandfrisbees:

what the f*** is cotton candy


O.O 
why would you call it cotton?
It’s food. Not some material.

No, you are all wrong. It is called candy floss.


SUGAR SPIDER


The French call it “ barbe à papa” - which means “Daddy’s beard”

okay so what i have learned from this post is that other countries are really f***ing weird

Directly translated from Norwegian it’s ‘sugar spin’, which makes sense when you think about it

some parts in India, its called,”Gudiya ke baal” which literally translates to a doll’s hair.

In Finland it is called ”hattara” which makes no sense whatsoever.

winderpsoldier:

iam-super-wholocked:

nordicice:

quitsexingmyunicorn:

the-trickster-and-the-optimist:

immortaliarty:

peetamellarksbuns:

unicornwright:

photonsandfrisbees:

what the f*** is cotton candy

image

O.O 

why would you call it cotton?

It’s food. Not some material.

No, you are all wrong. It is called candy floss.

image

SUGAR SPIDER

image

The French call it “ barbe à papa” - which means “Daddy’s beard”

okay so what i have learned from this post is that other countries are really f***ing weird

Directly translated from Norwegian it’s ‘sugar spin’, which makes sense when you think about it

some parts in India, its called,”Gudiya ke baal” which literally translates to a doll’s hair.

In Finland it is called ”hattara” which makes no sense whatsoever.

(via thorwaslokid)

BIGGEST NOPE.

(Source: friedricesunday, via tea-solves-everything)

franerys:

katiebpeters:

chloereneeeee:

How many altos does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
None, they can’t get that high.

How many sopranos does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One, she holds it up and waits for the world to revolve around her.

How many singers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. An alto to actually do it and a soprano to stand by and ask “isn’t that a little high for you?”

(via wiggle-my-fallen-angel)

cute-animals-only:

Fox named “Весна” - Spring in Russian ;-)

(Source: zarsas.com, via tori-the-awesome)

(Source: dereks-henley, via rainbowsurfer)

ultrafacts:

Source If you want more facts, follow Ultrafacts

ultrafacts:

Source If you want more facts, follow Ultrafacts

deansdepartedsoul:

gave-my-soul-to-rock-n-roll:

wayward-sons-and-fallen-angels:

go-first-fallen:

j1mble:

10scompanion:

the-girl-who-is-a-fallen-angel:

10scompanion:

darkest-fallen-angel:

10scompanion:

smith, watson, or winchester?

Definitely not Winchester. He doesn’t deserve a coke.

he didn’t deserve Sam or Dean but he still had both of them so I think he could probably handle a coke

Forget Smith,Watson, and Winchester I’m gonna share a coke with John Barrowman!

fUCK FCUK FUCKING HELL WHY AM I FORGETTING ALL THESE FUCKING GOOD JOHNS

Let’s go with the first two, never winchester.

Watson. You can give Winchester some disgusting pepsi

Hey I like pepsi what the fuck

Looks like things are getting heated in the pepsi fandom

deansdepartedsoul:

gave-my-soul-to-rock-n-roll:

wayward-sons-and-fallen-angels:

go-first-fallen:

j1mble:

10scompanion:

the-girl-who-is-a-fallen-angel:

10scompanion:

darkest-fallen-angel:

10scompanion:

smith, watson, or winchester?

Definitely not Winchester. He doesn’t deserve a coke.

he didn’t deserve Sam or Dean but he still had both of them so I think he could probably handle a coke

Forget Smith,Watson, and Winchester I’m gonna share a coke with John Barrowman!

fUCK FCUK FUCKING HELL WHY AM I FORGETTING ALL THESE FUCKING GOOD JOHNS

Let’s go with the first two, never winchester.

Watson. You can give Winchester some disgusting pepsi

Hey I like pepsi what the fuck

Looks like things are getting heated in the pepsi fandom

image

(via thorwaslokid)