platonicMasquerade

"Don't try to out weird me, I get weirder things free with my breakfast cereal." ~ HG2TG
teacher: you need a 3 ring binder in my class
teacher: *doesn't hole punch anything*

undeadeddie:

Some horror films I’m looking forward to!

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taco-bell-rey:

The Simpsons was the most honest show out there

(Source: taco-bell-rey, via tidwellcornertr)

ultrafacts:

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doctopus said: K I L L D E S M O N D

coooooooooooooorvo:

sonofatoasterwaffle:

deansdamnation:

deancanhuntmedown:


#i feel like i have my head on his lap


I fail to see how that is a problem

If I do not reblog this, assume I am dead.

sonofatoasterwaffle:

deansdamnation:

deancanhuntmedown:

I fail to see how that is a problem

If I do not reblog this, assume I am dead.

(Source: midzilla, via mortecolombe)

acquaintedwithrask:

nebroska:

nebroska:

does anyone remember the movie where the teenage boy was actually a mermaid or did i hallucinate it

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I WASNT HIGH OFF MY ASS OH MY GOD

this was one of my favorites as a kid i’m not ashamed to admit it

(via mortecolombe)

charleskellys:

#it was moffat’s

(Source: paralysedbeaver, via aspiecastiel)

hold up

lovelydeck:

pass-the-sass-please:

okay. I found this website that has a collection of people who made their prom outfits out of duct tape, yes, DUCT TAPE.

i meanimage

can we all just take a moment

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to appreciate all of the hard workimage

that must have gone into these outfits

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like damn, that is a lot of duct tape and dedication

good job guys

There is actually a competition run by duck tape for the best duck tape prom dress and suit. I believe the winner gets like a ton of scholarship money!

(via mortecolombe)

twerksiel:

I think I’m dying

(via aspiecastiel)

godtie:

it’s really funny bc like listening to english majors talk about their classes or projects theyre really articulate and they use complex words and stuff and it’s very prestigious sounding and then you listen to science majors and if theyre just talking amongst themselves it sounds more like “yeah i put the compound in the thing and honestly i was hoping for a little boom but all i got was a sizzle i dont know what i did wrong.”

(via aspiecastiel)

(Source: alalongue, via wheresmywatson)

aries: so fucking stubborn. they will hold a grudge til the end of time
taurus: they are fucking nerds.
gemini: defo the random outbursts
cancer: rudeness. so fucking rude. god damn.
leo: they're about 4'9"
virgo: they don't want to talk to you at all
libra: weird ass laugh
scorpio: the fact that you can directly see hell in their eyes
sagittarius: fuckin strange ass humor
capricorn: creepy fucking smile
aquarius: kinda givin off a gay vibe
pisces: p conceited and that shit is not confidence as they may think it is