platonicMasquerade

"Don't try to out weird me, I get weirder things free with my breakfast cereal." ~ HG2TG

HanLock AU: Sherlock discovers Hannibal’s bad habits but unfortunately Lecter is one step ahead.

(Source: doomslock, via watsonsstripeyjumper)

drunkenwords:

Castiel’s Character Development

(via riseofthefallenone)

zuviosgemini:

dwalinroxxx:

So lately I was having those crazy Dark!Erebor AU plot-bunnies. Like, what if Thorin died in BoFA and Bilbo has instantly gone completely bonkers with grief, to the point that he actually summoned something REALLY BAD with his ring and force of will. Thorin is resurrected but it’s not a happy miracle but an act of Necromagic, so the dwarf king isn’t the same person he was before. Same goes for Bilbo who literally sold his soul to bring the dwarf from the dead and the price he must pay is to continue living as a vessel for the Dark Power he evoked.  That evil thing is cunning to act discreet enough so nobody notices the difference at first. Thorin is crowned as a King of Erebor and though he manages to revive the kingdom to its former glory, his policy borders on cruel and downright despotic. And not one of his brutal decisions made without the knowledge and lead of the Halfling who follows Thorin like a vicious shadow and instigates him to rule with an iron fist and violently punish everyone who goes against his will. I’d imagine Thorin chopping heads off while Bilbo, the sneaky fucker, cuts some bitches in dark corners  when the insurgent dwarves  keep attempting to kill them both or sabotage their ruling. So, like, Erebor becomes a base of Mordor and biggest threat to whole Middlearth. lol, i guess i’ll just take my pills and go to sleep K BYE

This is one gorgeous piece of art.

zuviosgemini:

dwalinroxxx:

So lately I was having those crazy Dark!Erebor AU plot-bunnies. Like, what if Thorin died in BoFA and Bilbo has instantly gone completely bonkers with grief, to the point that he actually summoned something REALLY BAD with his ring and force of will. Thorin is resurrected but it’s not a happy miracle but an act of Necromagic, so the dwarf king isn’t the same person he was before. Same goes for Bilbo who literally sold his soul to bring the dwarf from the dead and the price he must pay is to continue living as a vessel for the Dark Power he evoked.  That evil thing is cunning to act discreet enough so nobody notices the difference at first. Thorin is crowned as a King of Erebor and though he manages to revive the kingdom to its former glory, his policy borders on cruel and downright despotic. And not one of his brutal decisions made without the knowledge and lead of the Halfling who follows Thorin like a vicious shadow and instigates him to rule with an iron fist and violently punish everyone who goes against his will.
I’d imagine Thorin chopping heads off while Bilbo, the sneaky fucker, cuts some bitches in dark corners  when the insurgent dwarves  keep attempting to kill them both or sabotage their ruling.
So, like, Erebor becomes a base of Mordor and biggest threat to whole Middlearth.
lol, i guess i’ll just take my pills and go to sleep K BYE

This is one gorgeous piece of art.

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lascocks:

madmanwithoutabluebox:

I just need this omg

lustful groaning

lascocks:

madmanwithoutabluebox:

I just need this omg

lustful groaning

(via diggly)

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mrscoulter:

The Avengers + Space Porn

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onac911:

That’s my jam (x)

(via diggly)

Tumblr has made me more socially accepting but less social.

kalbane:

I was gonna do the whole burning up in the sky thing, but I really liked this :)

kalbane:

I was gonna do the whole burning up in the sky thing, but I really liked this :)

(via bringmethetrenchcoat)

reichenbackdatassup:

I can’t stop laughing

reichenbackdatassup:

I can’t stop laughing

(via theadventuresofkodpiece)

super-sociopaths:

Basically the big three trying to figure out what the heck is up with this new fandom.

(via bringmethetrenchcoat)

e-zekiel:

Adam Young is my favourite celebrity because I think he forgets he’s a celebrity.

e-zekiel:

Adam Young is my favourite celebrity because I think he forgets he’s a celebrity.

(via watsonsstripeyjumper)

thearchangeltrickster:

Watching people eat Hannibal’s cooking:

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